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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
inkbane
thunderheadfred

my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit.
he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

my-pansexualmess

I was just focusing on the fact that you named your cat Barold for the entirety of that post

ilraksroost

I want this cat to be named Barold Bluejeans so bad

thunderheadfred

Good news!

That is exactly his name!

Here is Barold Bluejeans in a bathtub!

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ilraksroost

The best news ever!!!!!😻😻😻

dancing-coyote

He’s an orange, that explains everything.

digitaldiscipline

You can hear the dial tone in that gaze.

inkbane
hatingongodot

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

hatingongodot

Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn't that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?

Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that's wild

hatingongodot

"Wouldn't they recognize him bc he's with Zelda" Everyone interacting with Zelda was like "Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who's building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!"

teaboot

#zelda seemingly not having much gender fuckery abt her makes thrm funnier#thats zelda a pretty princess and her girlboyfriend pal soulmate across fates they/them/he/she/it guyALT

Zelda keeps coming across spare genders she doesn't need and Link follows behind scooping them all up off the ground like a starving trash possum

dzamie

Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link

breannasfluff

Every time this comes across my dash it’s gotten better.

arecaceae175

THIS

judasclementine

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aromancy

Link loaned Zelda a set of he/him at one point and he called himself Sheik for about half a game.